Just give them a lie detector test. If they're lying, put them in a suicide pod. Problem solved. Gives the lower ranked players a chance to move up and would at least put a few spectators in the stands, most tournaments are empty, which shows most view tennis as boring.

They keep crying this dump is overpopulated. Let the tennis players weed themself out. Then they'll be ******** about that.

It's too hot. We don't get paid enough millions. The schedule is to long.

We can't use drugs or fix matches. Now they're putting us in suicide pods for lying. Maybe someone should start questioning the types of individuals allowed to play professional sports.

It's obvious they cant be trusted.

Just park a Kevorkian Mobile at every slam since there are so many players. It's like every tournament is a gathering of liars and thieves.

Imagine having to interview tennis professionals to baby sit your kids.

You'll Have as much luck at a prison.

I didn't do it, I'm innocent