Kira, dont pay attention to this guy, "Prediction man". He's just a poor idiot who thinks he's funny, he always says the wrong nationalities on purpose. He doesn't even like tennis. Just ignore it.
Sloane..Sloane..Sloane..she just doesn't show me jack anymore, not that she ever did, by the way. She is just a one hit wonder who will never get to more than 50 in ranking. Why, you may ask? I'll tell you why, my faithfull followers. Because she is a boreing tennis player to watch both on and off the court. She also hasn't won a tournament in years with her slow piss-poor style of play. She is on my list of washed up has-been players who should just quit now and stop embarrassing herself and just waisting my valuable prediction time, hellllooooooooo...I predict the German girl beats Sloane.
I wasn't going to finish watching the match because I ran out of my Red Man chewing tobacco but my houseboy, Hansook, just brought me a new pouch and changed my Folgers coffee can I use as a spit can during matches so I will continue watching. Sloane may be using that illegal racket handle wich is taped counter-clockwise giving unfair advantage to left-handed players. That racket has been banned in several states. I believe Sloane should just retire after her piss-poor display of tennis today.
Top 5 Thursday 11 
This is a real difficult one to pick.
If only Sane would leave a good luck Jinx for one then the decision would be simple 😉
I think she could do with a break away from tennis.
Last time she had a break , did some tv work she said it did her good & she came back playing like she wanted to be on court.
Pretty shocking for a former Slam Champion