Sloane..Sloane..Sloane...ANOTHER display of piss-poor Bozo Clownlike tennis! No..No..let me change that to ATTEMPTED tennis play. 28 years old now and you still can't win major matches and you haven't show me jack in the last 2 years. Now Buck just gave you a severe thrashing you might as well just join those Williams sisters moppin floors at the Kindom Hall. You embarrass me and my fans with you goofy games and I didn't even finish my pouch of Redman Chew tobacco during this game. Retire now, please.
Top 5 Wednesday 17 
Sloane for the win!