Yes, Sloane is slow...slow as molasses in wintertime. Also she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer but Jelena really seems angry now and just dishing it out to "speedy" Stephens. My tennis academy in Mesopotamia did not teach those dirty dropshot tactics that Sloane just used.
Good match overall. Again thanks to my fans worldwide and as always my famouse preditions came true once again. I am just wise like a hoot owl and they do whisper my name in tennis clubs across America.
Couldn't understand a word Sloan's Jamaican coach was talking about..thought he was going to break into a rendition of the Mr. Tallyman song. Exciting first set as I predicted so Sloane may get some sponsers out of this match, at least for some nicer tennis attire. Shouldn't be dressed like a lumberjack from Maine for this major match.
Congratulations! ☺☺☺
Time to surprise them all Sloane. ;)